The Horse

The Horse’s Rules of Monsters Encountered when out Riding…

All riders should know these important 'facts'...(!)

The first horse in line wakes up the monsters and is in no danger.
The horse at the end of the ride gets eaten first.
Monsters can eat you more easily if you are near the hedge
Monsters can hear you more clearly when you are going away from home. On the way home they can't hear you very well, especially if you go faster.
Monsters can partially disguise themselves as ordinary objects. Mailboxes and lines on the roads are common disguises. Humans fall for this all the time, but horses don't.
Monsters can also easily change into scary flying things like paper bags or butterflies that can eat you instantly.
The reason "experienced" trail horses don't run from monsters is that they're all tough and stringy and don't taste good. They're safe. Monsters loooooooove tender sweet young mares.
Horses who haven't been out on the trail for a while taste much better than horses who are out all the time.
Horses are temporarily immune to monster attacks while being fed treats. Mealtimes are also safe.
The size of a culvert or drain is inversely proportionate to the size of the monster within; big monsters live in small drains and small monsters live in big ones.
There’s always a monster inside tractors, combined harvesters and diesel powered trucks and cars

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Updated 05/02/2012